Fragrance Enthusiast Prints

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?'

'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'

"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'I'd like something musky enough to make my husband work like a beaver.'

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

'Citronella? Cold tea? Lavender? Smelling good Gloria! Repel those flies!'

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Got anything that smells like victory?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'Maybe something a little less potent.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.

'Do you have one called Job?'

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

'This one's called "Makes Men Wild". Got anything that calms men down?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'