Fountain Pen Adventurer Gifts

Pen

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Alphabet soup

Universe of reading

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Tunnel of stormy love.

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Back to School

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'George and I met on line!'

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