Fountain Of Youth Enthusiast Prints

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

I've reversed the aging process,,,

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I like fountains very much!"

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Water-works.

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.