Founding Fathers Fanatic Prints

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Otto von Bismarck

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

Benjamin Franklin

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

Baby Shower

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

Our Job Steward

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

George Washington

I always frame yours, J.B.

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'