Founding Father Fan Mugs

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

George Washington

President Thomas Jefferson

'We'd appreciate it, Mr. Franklin, if you'd stop signing your checks 'Poor Richard.''

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"You're on a what?!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Benjamin Franklin

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Baby Shower

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I am too the boss of you!'

Tee for Two

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'