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'Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'That was fun!'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Lucky Guess."

'...Or not.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'