Former Smoker Support Pillows

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Oi! '

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Last week, stingy caf

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Packey Bar.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Dog Passive Smoking

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

Action Plan to quit smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'