Formal Wear Fans Mugs

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Shoe Whore

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Joe's Tuxedos

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Masked Pianist

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

Gents

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'