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Tax time is simply disgusting.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Failure/Due Diligence

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Empty/Full

Gerald Ratner's return

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...