Form-filing Fanatic Pillows

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Sandwich filing.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'What's this filed under G?'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."