Form Filer Pillows

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Late/Too Late.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

In - Out - Pending.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

In/Out Tray.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Records?

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

In and Out Box

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'