Forgotten Adventurers Mugs

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

The Lost World: You are Here

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Forgotten anything?"

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Floating Dragon

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

You are here...

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Childhood Friends

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."