Forgotten Adventurers Mugs

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

The Lost World: You are Here

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"Forgotten anything?"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Floating Dragon

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

You are here...

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Childhood Friends

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"