Forgiveness Philosopher Mugs

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

The ocean is an unforgiving place.

'That's the guy who ran over Mom last week. He has some nerve coming back here. And a bag of nuts.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Priest

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Out for lunch... GOD

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."