Forgetfulness Survivor Gifts

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Darn! I forgot my pin number again!'

'He's forgotten his key again!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"