Forgetful Gift Giver T-Shirts

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Shop for cats

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Seasonal shopping.

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

The first birthday gift.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Hospital Visit

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'