Forgetful Fashionistas Prints

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Besties Photo

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Proper little princess.

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

A cavalier gentleman.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'I forgot my keys!'

"How weird is it?"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

Minimal Chic.

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.