Forest Mugs

"I Love Your Ivy."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'Very bad throat infection. I would stick with soft foods for a few days, like conifers, evergreens, even pulp if you can get some.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'I've been a pine beetle for a long time, Wilson!. . . And I've never had a request like this! Anybody else want ketchup?'

The hijacking bear.

Missing Leaves

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Fox hunting.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"I love this time of day."

"You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here ..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."