Forest Work Prints

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Koala

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Relaxing in the Sun

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I brought cocoa."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."