Forest Service Mugs

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Welcome Spring.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.