Forest Preservation Pillows

HS2 revenge...

Lost Our Homes. Will look cute for food.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

reincarnated worm...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Smokey The Tree"