Forest Fanatic Prints

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'We were too busy.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"The hugging’s OK. The humping... not so much."

"He's not fooling anybody with that comb over."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I wish you would stop saying we're not out of the woods yet.'

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Make America Rake Again!

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Camping-Pong

The Garden

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'