Forest Fable Teller Mugs

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Always a bigger fish.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Clouds

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Fishing Contest

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

K9 Litterati.

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Little Red Riding Hood

"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Moon Rock.

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

King reaching for an apple

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

Timber!

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"Welcome to our evening forest hike. You won't regret wearing your bug suits."