Forest Dwellers Pillows

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

'I hate summer and all that prickly heat.'

Bear outdoor toilet!

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A man rakes a tree

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Comb Sweet Comb

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Buck Naked

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Christmas tree exchange

Deer Cross Dressing.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Keep Off The Hay

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."