Forest Dweller Aficionado Mugs

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Trail mix?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

A man rakes a tree

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

D.I.Y

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"