Forest Dweller Aficionado Mugs

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Trail mix?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

A man rakes a tree

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

D.I.Y

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'