Foreign Policy Nerd Pillows

Just Kidding

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"Oh, don't be alarmed...I'm just using this terrible situation to get my Muslim travel ban through the Supreme Court!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Pretty Flowers

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'The recession is over, again.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Death to the Extremists

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Ukraine Crisis

Trouble everywhere...

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Split Decision

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"We've been cancelled."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

The USA...

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

What Could Go Wrong?

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

US fears missile competition.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

Kim-Putin Summit