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Ethic Cleansing
Obama visits Cuba
A Globeburger - yummy!
Kiev-Moscow Relations.
"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."
Afghanistan 2001 and 2021
'I was hoping I could step out as easily as I stepped in!'
'Sounds like that 50 year old embargo is finally working'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Hugo Ch?vez annoys Uncle Sam by dealing with China.
President Trump's last day in office: "Listen, Kim Jong-Ugly, you midget loser, your nuclear tests are just compensating for your lack of manhood! You don't have the guts to use one of those, you Korean weenie!"
'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''
Settlements dialogue.
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
'We can bomb them...or we can air-drop cigarettes, alcohol and fast food, and get them addicted.'
Building peace
'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'
"I guess the writing is on the wall."
Mar-a-Lego
"Are other countries allowed to do things for reasons of overriding national security?"
"I would take them down, but don't you think we'll need some good vibes now that another war is imminent?"
"Nation-building never works."
Uncle Sam Stuck in the Hole of the Afghan War.
Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled
Overt Aid
Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan
There Is No Good Side
The Right Job for Kamala
Invade This
We Must Sever Ties with Saudi Arabia. But We Can't
"Do you promise to take care of the little chickens?"
Trump Sends More Troops Into The Afghanistan Meatgrinder
This Is What the Cult of Militarism Looks like
Invade This
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