Foreign Language Teacher Prints

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

A Puppet Named Juan

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Punctuation Police

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Thomas Hardy

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Sometimes Y Turn

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

William Faulkner

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Lord Byron

Staff Yearbook

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'