Foreign Films T-Shirts

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Géza Röhrig

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"Bark bark bark woof yap!" It might be good, but I'm just not in the mood for subtitles.

'I can't believe it — you rented a foreign film?'

"I don't know if it's the end of the foreign film winner or the start of'The Shape of Water'."

"I hate films with subtitles!"

Seventh Seal

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'