Foreign Affairs Advisor T-Shirts

'Whilst US troops were busy in Yugoslavia, South Korea, and Haiti today, North Dakota seceded.'

"Ukraine peace talks"

Federica Mogherini

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Mario Draghi

Pretty Flowers

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Putin and Zelensky

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

G7 Summit Concern

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

US and the EU

We need a Europe of U-turns.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Two Ways out of Iraq.

SAGE mentality

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'What I have to do first?!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Rock and a Hard Place

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"