Footwear Fanatic Prints

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

BOGOF Shoes.

Erm...Those aren't novelty slippers are they?

Male and female shoes embracing.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

'I think you'll find it was 'Brogue Builders' we got a mention on.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I've told you that if you're going to wade through the water, you must wear your galoshes."

Mischievous Pets

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Shoe addict.

'Size nine please.' - 'Sir, your toes alone are size nine.'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Man with laces on his feet.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

A footwear conversation in the closet. You look worn out! Yeah, the old bit of wisdom is not true --- Hard work is not good for the sole!

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"