Footwear Fanatic Prints

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

BOGOF Shoes.

Erm...Those aren't novelty slippers are they?

Male and female shoes embracing.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I've told you that if you're going to wade through the water, you must wear your galoshes."

Mischievous Pets

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Shoe addict.

'Size nine please.' - 'Sir, your toes alone are size nine.'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Man with laces on his feet.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."