Footwear Designer Mugs

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Haute Suture

A women in a shoeshop.

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Shoe addict.