Footwear Designer Mugs

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Bad hair day!

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Haute Suture

A women in a shoeshop.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"This is daring, but I like it."

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'