Footloose Harmonizers Gifts

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Dance Crossing

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

A beekeeper with their bees

Didgeridoos

Sinead O'Connor.

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Romantic Music

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Harper Playing the Rain

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

Caroler

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'