Football Tv Enthusiast Mugs

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Raheem Sterling

Bears

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Archaeologists discover a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Touchdown!'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'