Football Memory Keeper Mugs

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Michael Jackson

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Forget what?'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

Tooth fairy

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"