Football Field Dreamers Prints

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

Football Fans

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Angel Swing

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

Midnight in Minnesota

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

Javelin

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'