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'You asked for a little salsa.'

'Toss the caper.'

"I'm trying to eat more locals."

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

'Snails! Are you having me on?'

Multi-Functional

Bulk: Bed and Breakfast $1.50/pound.

'I'll have the beagle and cream cheese'

'An apple? Haven't you got any superfoods?'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'

"But is it Organic?"

"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"

baby sweetcorn...

"It's probably just seasonal."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"What?!"