Foodie With Divine Taste Prints

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Domestic Goddess.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'Therapy?'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Is it organic?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"The wings are addictive."

Executive Tacos

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"This is a self-service diner. I cook the meals and I eat them myself."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"What were you expecting?"