Foodie Ponderers Pillows

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Surprise in the salad bowl

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Chicago School of Home Economics

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."