Foodie In Uniform T-Shirts

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Fast food. Even faster food

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.