Foodie In The Wild Pillows

"Delivery."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Holiday Supplies

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Spaghetti Road

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'