Foodie From Beyond Mugs

"What's good here?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Domestic Goddess.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

6 Brothers Falafel

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Flying sauces.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."