Foodie Finance Fan Mugs

"Great news. Our money is now Zagat rated."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

Economy - USA.

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'