Foodie Feline Mugs

Cats want answers to the big questions in life.

'I've got it written down...'

'Your usual table leg?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'