Foodie Bravehearts Mugs

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Pasta

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Waiting staff

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

All You Can Eat

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."