Food Waste Pillows

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

Chez Nous Menu

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Pizza Study Party

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

'At least he's honest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.