Food Supply Prints

"Global egg shortage"

Something Grown Something Shot.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Soup of the month.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."