Food Service Industry Worker Prints

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Rump roast?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Ghostbasters 3

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.