Food Separator Prints

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Separations.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I want out, Laura."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"No heroic measures."

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."