Food Separator Prints

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Separations.

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I want out, Laura."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'