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Food Security Analyst Mugs
Give a food security analyst a smile with a clever mug that nods to their crucial role in combating hunger and promoting sustainability—perfect for their daily coffee break and inspired thinking.
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
Frankenfish
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
Population train.
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
Bio fuel bread.
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."
"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"
"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."
Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.
"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"
Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"
Mash-test Dummies.
Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery
World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War
'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'
'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'
Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.
Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"
Customer complaints.
"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."
Food Security Analyst Mugs Collection
Food Security Analyst Pillows
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Food Security Analyst Prints
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Food Security Analyst T-Shirts
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