Food Science T-Shirts

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

'The beef has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

I can't believe it's not food!

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

"We're making progress."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Cheese Secret

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Today the danger of eating eggs is up 2 3/8, red meat is unchanged French fries are up 4 1/4...'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

'My fortune says I will enjoy genetically modified rice.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

What's In Food?

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Acme Foods, Genetically Engineered Research - Dr. Brainstorm has been working for years to produce a boneless kipper.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'I bet you don't know what's in that feed.'